Kids Say The Darndest Things

It all started on Monday...I was getting Donovan dressed to ready to go to preschool when he defiantly proclaimed, "Mommy, I don't want to go to college"! Uh baby, you've just started preschool! What in the world does a 3 year old know about college? Probably watching too many Blues Clues episodes!

Yesterday, I got a double dose of his humor. He's been on this PBJ kick for a while now so he asked for a sandwich and then decided he only wanted to eat the jelly quarters. I was preparing dinner for Troy and me with my back to Donovan. Next thing you know I hear him saying look mommy, I'm rolling it. He was rolling the peanut butter quarters on the table with his hands. I told him to stop and eat his food. His reply..."look mommy it's a penis!" Talk about splitting your gut laughing!

He also decided to tell Troy, "Daddy if you keep talking, you're going to go to time-out!" What will he think of next?